ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL

or How To Avoid Feeling Like You're Doing Something When You're Really Not

It was about 2AM.

Well, just shortly after 2AM. Probably closer to 2:30.

Traffic had been stopped for ages on the 401. For trivia’s sake, the 401 is North America’s busiest highway with about 500,000 cars passing through the Toronto section alone each and every day.

This day, however, all half a million seemed to be stopped. Then creeping forward. T…