CLIMATE CHANGE SHMIMATE CHANGE

How to sell unwanted weight to those treading water

I don’t like touching people in pools.

There are exceptions, of course. I’d hang onto my kids when they were babies to keep them above the water and I’m happy to get a watery hug from Shannon, my wife (though that hasn’t happened for years… but I already told you she’s my wife, which means we’re married, so perhaps telling you that kind of aquatic roma…