COME SEE US LIVE!*

*If you live near Amherstburg, Calgary, Winnipeg, or Ottawa

My publicist asked if I’d like to maybe think of doing a book signing tour.

“How much does that pay?” I asked.

“Nothing,” she answered.

“I think I’d like to make some money, or at least break even, instead,” I replied in my hilarious and deadpan fashion that you can experience first hand and in the flesh if you live near…

• Amherstburg (Windsor)

• Calgary

• Winnipeg