IT'S NOT A CULTURE WAR, IT'S AN A$$HOLE WAR

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Culture War.

It sounds tidier than an actual war.

Less camouflage and better food.

There have been a string of chancers (as my Scottish Dad would have called them) who want you to pick a side.
Pick a team.
Pick a belief system, accept all that it brings and reject all that it doesn’t.

There are those that want you to think that the choice is binary.