NEW GLASSES AND DISINFORMATION

or How Foreign Interference Improved My Eyesight

I got new glasses.

They feel weird. I worry that they’re too big, too slippy, too different.

Then I went driving with them.

DID YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS IN HD NOW?

I’m seeing clearer than I thought possible.
I mean, I thought I was seeing clearly with my old glasses but it turns out that trees are not just amorphous blobs of leaves.

I’ve just been conditione…