THE ONLY RESOLUTION YOU NEED

or How To Let Your Friends Help You And Help Them

I resolved that THAT year will be the year I keep my New Year’s Resolution.

To be fair, I had set the bar low.
I had resolved to START smoking and swear more.

I lasted two weeks with the smoking (a bold goal for an asthmatic anyway) but the swearing is going fucking great.

The year was 1994 and I was not very content. Thankfully things turned around an…