TO SEE WHAT YOU COULDN'T BEFORE, STAND ON EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE

or How To Just Keep Doing Stuff So You Can Stand On It

I remember the email coming in.

Weirdly, it arrived around midnight.

I let out a little yelp of excitement. looked up from my phone and told Shannon and our friends that I’d been invited to the White House by the Obamas.

They thought I was just drunk and making things up.

They were only half right.

Flash forward about seven years and a message comes in w…